| If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates! Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle! Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don't even remember... Mosquito: I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking. Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!! Chicken: If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC. |